Here's your chance to find out your Geek Quotient. Are you a perfect candidate for Eighth Floor Classes?
Who invented the internet?
- Ward
Cunningham
- Al
Gore
- Seriously?
Check Wikipedia, you dweeb
- A
company called the Pony Interpress
When you book a hotel, you are most concerned about . . .
- The
breakfast buffet
- Sites
and restaurants in the area
- Free
WiFi
- The
closest public transport
If you were a technology device, which would you be?
- PC/Mac
- iPad
- Cellphone - Android, of course
- Laptop
When you set the table for dinner, how do you arrange the
utensils around your plate?
- Spoon,
fork, knife
- Fork,
knife, spoon, cellphone
- Knife,
spoon, fork, cellphone never leaves your hand
- Phones
aren’t allowed at the table
Your best friend just got a brand new iPhone 3. You . . .
- Show
her your old flip phone and tell her you are worried people will listen in on
your calls with a phone like hers.
- Are
impressed she is starting to catch on to the whole “phone thing.”
- Tweet
– Instagram – Facebook about it because that’s just too funny.
- You
compare it to your original iPhone and think about updating
Your best friend just got a new iPad. What app do you recommend first?
- eHarmony
– JDate – Match.com– it’s a toss up
- FlipBook
- Your
favorite JailBreak or QR code
- Angry
Birds
When you share a document with someone, your preferred
technique is . . .
- Print
it out for them
- Email
- DropBox
or Google Drive – just depends
- One
of those sticks you put in the hole - what are they called again?
When you can’t figure out how to do something in a program
or application, you
- Just
give up – you don’t have time for this.
- Ask
the techie type person at work
- Click
on the help button or Google/YouTube the information
- You
phone the application at home.
You use your phone most for . . .
- Phone
calls
- Checking
your Facebook
- My
phone makes calls?
- The
clock – it’s huge and you don’t have to put your reading glasses on to tell
time.
How many Eighth Floor classes have you taken in the last few
year
- 0
- 1-5
- 6
or above
- I
sign up but never show up – so I am now afraid to show my face there.
Add up your points!
For each #1 answer give yourself 1 point
For each #2 answer give yourself 2 points
For each #3 answer give yourself 3 points
For each #4 answer give yourself 0 points.
0-9 points - Egghead
Technology is just not your thing, is it. You never hear from your kids or younger
relatives because you don’t know if your phone can text. You keep deleting your
contacts from your computer and you don’t know how you to it. You better be enrolled in
several Eighth Floor classes. You need
us!
10 – 19 points - Dweeb/Nerd
It’s not all bad – you have some game. Your kids have made
sure of that. You can conduct a little business, but beyond that it’s a phone
and it’s made for calling people. After all, when was the last time you saw an
actual payphone? You use your computer at work, but only for those things that
must happen on the computer. Oh, and also to check your Facebook and Pintrest,
of course! You need to take your sprouting technology skills and help them grow
by taking classes at The Eighth Floor
20-30 points - Techie/Super Geek
Look out Lewis Skolnick and Gilbert Lowell! There’s nothing nerdy about you, and you feel
no need for revenge. Technology just
dances for you. Your only drawback is that you have no tolerance for eggheads
and just don’t get dweebs. You also know
too much about technology to suffer integrating it into your classroom. You
need to take classes at The Eighth Floor to get over your own self. Just sayin’.